Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Does anyone have a shovel?

Why is it that whenever it rains crap, its a down pour? Its never a little plop here or a splat there. For some reason it always has to be a dump truck load that just cannot be flushed. If you wondering what is bringing this on, let me bring you up to speed.

1. May car is dieing. For a while now it has been making curious noises that come and go. However recently the noises have become much worse, and more consistant. We can afford to fix it though so right now I just hop in and hope it holds together until I get to wherever I'm going.

2. I'm still lossing my hair and the ones I get to keep are going gray.

3. My Mac is dieing. For the last month, my Mac has been freezing on me for no apparent reason. I attempted to fix the problem myself which left my Mac in even worse shape than before. I couldn't even get it to boot up all the way. So instead of paying $120 (which we don't have) to fix it, I just reinstalled the operating system myself. Although the computer now will start up, it still freezes on me and needs to be taken in before I break it again.

4. The health care reform passed so now I am going to be finned because I used my freedom of choice not to purchase insurance from a company that only wants my money.

5. My internship was guaranteed until May. May is quickly approaching and I have yet to obtain another job, and have no idea if my internship will be extended, become permanent, or just end, leaving me unemployed.

6. We owe over $1,000 in taxes.

7. The company Linda works for is losing their contract here in denver. What exactly does that mean? It means that if they dont get things moving (which they probably wont) then come May, Linda will also be out of a job.

8. My bookie says if I don't pay him back his 'investment', hes going to take my thumbs.

I'm sure things will all work out in the end, as they usually do, but that sure doesn't help with the smell.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Take a ride with me

I've been working on a little project over the last week or so, and I figured Tie Tuesday would be a good day to unveil it. I've been taking random pictures during my commute to and from work. I thought it might help me pass the time and entertain me as I sit in traffic. So buckle up and enjoy.

7:30 am - South bound on I-25



The building with the 'crown' is the corporate headquarters of MDC Holdings. Its also my office building.


Somewhere between 8:05 and 8:25 am.

Then seeing how half of the trip home is the same, we will pick up on Lincoln st which go right thru down town. amazingly most nights it quicker to go this route than stick with the free way.

5:45 pm








Some where between 6:00 and 6:15 pm.

So there you have it. Another 10 minutes weaving thru traffic and I'm home.



Tuesday, March 9, 2010


Tie tuesday sadly is becoming one of my less favorite days. It seems the univers is against my on tie tuesdays because it seems that every tuesday I get sucked back into content loading. I know, mitch mitch mitch. But you'd be doing it too if it were you.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I'm not really a huge fan of OkGo but they sure have great music videos.

Well Tie Tuesday is upon us once again. I've been thrown down into the basement again to do content loading so I'm not really feeling it today. (I'm also trying to shake off a tylenol pm hangover) So here is a comic book style picture to add some life to my lifeless portrait today.


- 3:20 UPDATE

I've come to the realization that content loading and doing edits on the website was always the position I was hired for. They just knew that if they posted the job for exactly what it was, then no one would apply for it. So they lied.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

This is a fantastic advertisement. Like the beginning of pixar's Up, it says everything without saying anything. What do you think?




Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Here is a fantastically depressing song/video from Radiohead that for some reason, I can not get enough of.

Mmmm. Falafel. Happy Tie Tuesday everyone!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Tie wednesday?



Thats right. But before you start looting and running for the hills trying to avoid the terrible Apocalypse you fear will rain down upon us as a result of this tie Wednesday, let me explain. Monday I was stoked about tie Tuesday coming up, so Tuesday morning I threw on my tie and was off to work. By the time I got to work however, I had realized that yesterday was Tuesday not Monday. DO'H!

Oh well. Happy tie Tuesday anyways.

PS. sorry if I offended anyone in my post a few weeks ago. I just needed to trow a few people off of my sent.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Grain of salt

Gratitude is something that I have been trying to work on this year. I've been thankful for the snow even though it adds another 45 minutes to my commute. I've even been thankful for my dog even though he went crazy the other day and tore up the house. But right now I having trouble being thankful for my job. Sure its employment when there are so many people out there looking for a job. Sure it gives me something to do during the day, and I've been able to meet some really nice people. And sure it allowed me to bring back tie tuesdays.

The part that I'm having a hard time with though is the fact that in the 3 months that i have worked here, I have only done 10 projects that relate to the position I was hired for. The rest of the time I have been working on uploading content for the new website. Which don't kid yourself, is way more boring than it sounds.

Imagine creating a constant blog of over 50,000 real estate listings. Uploading prices, number of bedrooms, bathrooms, sq footage, stories, available upgrades, local amenities, pictures of the outside and inside, and a hundred other little things. Sounds fun I know.

But even that was not enough to keep me from being grateful. Although it did make it a little difficult some days. What really set me off is the fact that even after the website launched, I am still down here in a computer lab making changes and corrections to the website and don't forget, I'm a PRINT designer. PRINT.

Today after finishing my stack of corrections, I surfaced from my computer lair and asked my boss (the guy who actually hired me to do print design) if there was anything I could help him finish up. His answer was "not really. We brought in a freelancer to help us with the workload so I think we are doing okay right now."

What? WHAT?! Let me get this straight. You hire someone to do print design. Then make him do data entry, a job that any brain dead high school dropout could do, and then hire a freelancer to do that persons design work? And pay the freelancer more? Is it just me or is that messed up? Why in the world would you hire someone to replace the person you just hired to do the job you hired them to do because your having them do something else?

I'm sorry this post is getting so long and I've probably lost a few of you on the way, or scared you away from reading it in the first place. After reading back thru this, I realize that I am maybe making too much of this. Maybe its because I'm tired and want to go home that its getting under my skin. So feel free to take this as a grain of salt and let me just end by saying this. I've learned a lot because of this job, and for that I'm thankful. As for the rest of it. . . the hell with it.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Extreme Tie Tuesday


If this is the first time you have joined us for tie Tuesday, you picked a very special day to join us as today will the longest tie Tuesday EVER! What does this mean? It means that we will be featuring several ties through out the 15 hour day. That's right, 15 hours! So stay tuned and check back a few times for updates and ties!



Image taken at 8:45 - Glass is half full. Optimistic about the day and rocking out to Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, and Greg Laswell.


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11:12 - Still slightly optimistic, currently listening to spoon. Can't wait for their concert in April. Its gonna rock. I wonder whats for lunch today.

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Image taken at 11:45 - Trying to get comfortable. I figure that wearing a tie, makes up for not wearing shoes. The glass is definitely reaching half empty.

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12:45 - Finishing up my lunch break. I enjoyed a massive Cobb salad which came right as I was about to curl up into the fetal position and cry. Now I am so stuffed I probably wont accomplish much for the next hour but atleast I don't want to cry. . . right now.




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1:05 - Someone Finally asks me, "wait. did you change your tie?"

Me: "No."

"Are you sure. I swear you had a different tie!"

Me: "Yeah I did. Just wanted to see if anyone would notice."

"Yes! I knew it! Thats why I'm a graphic designer. I notice the detail. You just made my day."



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Image taken 2:00 - Is this really worth the effort?

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2:45 - I feel like that poor robot built with human emotions. "I've been doing the same thing over and over and over and over again. What kind of existence is this? Why was I programed to feel? Dang it! I can even hit my own shutdown button. Can some one please shut me down?"

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3:07 - "Is that they tie you had on this morning?" "Did you change shirts too?"

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Image taken 3:40 - What I have drank so far today.



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4:25 - I couldn't take it any more so I went for a walk. Upstairs, downstairs, to my desk, grabbed my macbook, around the building and back. Only 5 and a half more hours. Ug.



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5:00 - server goes down. Found this wicked commercial for Peugeot.

Peugeot Alchemy from stephane pivron on Vimeo.

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6:40 - Changed tie. Ate Dinner. By this time, everyone knows what I have been doing today, but still takes them a while to notice, and are wondering how many ties I actually brought today.

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8:55 - Still here, but the glass is most definitely broken.

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9:50 - I'm tired, my head hurts, and I'm out of here. peace out.

ps I probably will not be doing another post for a while.



Monday, February 1, 2010

For the record

This post is to be read in a light hearted tone. It is not my intention to upset anyone. Any reference to any person, real or imaginary, is purely coincidental

I would just like to take this opportunity to clarify a few things. Lately I have been hearing some rumors about Linda and I expanding our family. While we are flattered that people think we are so cool that they feel the need to 'put the pieces together,' I think its time they found a new game to play.

That being said, yes, it is true that Linda is taking prenatals. However, that does not mean that we are planning on anything other than being more health conscious. You see I myself am also taking vitamins for a healthier, shiner coat and stronger nails. And yes, I have been in discussions with my work about getting health benefits, and looking for another job that would offer them. This is not because we need the coverage or are planning on needing the coverage within the next 9 months. It just simply means that I feel that a college grad like myself, deserves more at this time in my career, than a temporary contract employment with the same benefits as a teenage, high school drop-out.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

WOW!

Sorry I missed another tie tuesday. Truth is we had a clothing drive so...

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

All apologies

Yes I know. I missed a Tie Tuesday, and I apologize. Let me make it up to you by sharing this amazing video I found today. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
"No! I will not let you throw."

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Its only wednesday and already this week is sucking my will to live. I was going to write a long blog about my day and how I felt, both mentally and physically, but then I thought, why strain my brain any more today, when i can just show you.

I think this picture just about sums it up.



Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Brazil Post!

Here it is. The longest Blog I will probably ever blog. Below is a picture from the top of our hotel room in Rio. Thats the statue of Christ on the top of the hill.


But that was at the end of our trip. So let me take you to the beginning of our trip. We flew into Rio from Atlanta and had to wait 8 hours for our flight to Floripa. And there was nothing to do in the terminal but sit.


On our way home we learned that above the terminal is a large number of shops, restaurants, places to shower, and nap. Awesome.

We did however, finally make it to Floripa. The next morning we went to the center of the city and did some sight seeing and shopping.





On Christmas Eve, we had dinner on the roof of our Host's apartment complex. It was awesome. We ate lots and played some games, including the elephant sign game.


On Christmas day we went to a beach about an hour away. Don't remember the name of the cities of beaches but does it really matter?

Bellow is a good example of what cities in Brazil look like. All of the tall buildings are apartment complexes and not office building.






This was one of the most crowded beaches we went to. The sun was blazing hot and the water was warm but still so much cooler than the sand.

Wow. White.


This is a view from the top of the apartment complex, were we had dinner.


The second beach we went to was a little more secluded but still crowded. Here we did some snorkeling with the fishes. Its was great. We also burnt on top of our burns that day.





With a view like that, how could you not strike a pose?


That night we had a pizza buffet. Not like an american buffet though. This one was actually good. We had pizza with eggs, corn, and chocolate. Good stuff.


Oh, and this little guy is a Ford KA. Its the tiny little car we pilled in when we were not using the busses. An interesting note, many of the cars in brazil do not have ac or radios. Every car we were in during that trip was also a manual transmission.


On the hottest day of the trip we took a hike to a beach. It was beautiful but unbelievably hot.







This was a great beach because there was almost no one there. It was nice being able to jump around in the water and not have to worry about our stuff.



Another great thing about this beach was that instead of hiking, you can take a boat instead for about 6 bucks a person. Not bad for a 10 minute boat tour.



In effort to mix things up a little, we took a break from the beaches, and went to a waterfall.


I love the superman pose.




That night we drove to a spot where you can see the entire island.



Behind linda is a foot bridge that connects the island to the continent. It was closed 5 years ago when linda served her mission there and is still closed. They say its famous. I didn't ask what for, I just figured it was for being a foot bridge that no one can walk on.



I know. Sand boarding is sexy right?







This was back in the center. I loved this building.



"I am waiting for a bus."


Some cool graphite we saw while waiting for the big new years party.



Our white outfits for ringing in the new year.



We took a bus to this beach. Well actually we wanted to go to another beach. The traffic was so bad that we bailed out of the bus and walked a few miles and stopped at the first beach we came to. And yes, we got there way before the bus ever did. An interesting thing about this beach was that it was a gay beach. I felt violated from a few of the eyes in that group but I couldn't help but laugh as I heard the music from the bar, "this is what we do, this is how we do it."





No this is not the gay beach. Its a different one.


Stuck in beach night traffic. It took us 3 hours to go about 10 miles.


Adult playground. I seriously think they need these in the states.


Heading of to Rio. Funny that it rained on both the day we got off, and on the plane.


Its so humid and hot that the planes AC acts like a fog machine. At least I hope thats what it was.


The view from our hotel room in Rio





This is from a view point on the way to the statue of Christ. Thats only about a fourth of Rio.










In summary, Brazil was awesome. It was hot, humid, smelly, exhausting, and all together amazing. If you have the means, or even if you don't (we sure didn't), I highly recommend it.