sharp as a tack, or maybe a razor

For those of you who might not yet know, I have decided to go without the beard. I figured the beard had a good run but now its time for something different. For years I have used razors of the disposable variety. Until now. You see, i never found much difference between a disposable razor and a nice, name brand one (just so you know, I don't consider BIC a name brand razor). And that was probably because I had not yet discovered the Gillette Fusion Power Phantom, thats right the phantom. Now for years I have made fun of the ridiculous 5 bladed, "battery operated" razor. I thought it stupid for a few reasons:

One, Gillette only went with the 5 blades because Shick out did the Gillette mack 3 with their 4 bladed razor the quattro.

B. What difference is a 'vibrating' razor going to make? Sounds more like just a faster way to cut your face off.

and fourthly, its just a gimmick to make more money.
(coincidentally I do know I said one, b, and fourthly {which i'm not entirely sure is even a real word} and did so for the purposes of entertainment so please don't correct me)

But that was long before I tired it, and let me tell you, talk about big car comfort! This really is one of the smoothest shaves I ever had, aside from that time when I was about 13 and I shaved off my peach fuzz hoping it would grow back as a massively sweet beard (or at least a nasty stash).

So if you are looking for the perfect gift for fathers day, let me just suggest the Gillette Fusion Power (which comes in the phantom and the phenom (what ever that is). It really is the perfect gift because beside giving an excellently close shave, it can fillet a fish, strip paint off the side of your house, and is one of the few items that defy gravity.



Available at all fine retailers, black markets, pawn shops, and garage sales *warning, we are not responsible for any infections, diseases, loss of limbs or facial feature resulting in the use of this product. Especially if purchased from black markets, pawn shops, garage sales, and most importantly, creepy guys with long jackets.